Hey There,
We're going off the range here today (while we leave another script on the oven to simmer for 24 hours ;) and moving along to finding the best way to strip "random-yet-connected" data from any online source.
The script should be fully tested by tomorrow, but for today we'll just be showing you what we've gotten it to produce so far (since it had to be manually massaged a bit).
This "project" will accomplish two simultaneous goals; neither of which will probably end up being for the betterment of mankind ;)
1. Scour the Internet Movie DataBase Main Search Hub-Page, using wget for Linux or Unix, and find all the movie titles that match our seed-pool of words or phrases.
2. Mix the real movie titles with fake movie titles culled from our seed-pool. For instance "Maximum Proposal" is a movie title created by combining two different members of our seed-pool. It's made up of two words which, when taken separately, appear in lots and lots of movie titles. Together, they're just completely ridiculous ;)
The result is, hopefully, as amusing for everyone else as it was (and is) for us :)
Cheers,
Stupid Movie Titles
Currently Reigning Champion
Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear
Presenting, in an ongoing attempt at maintaining alphabetical order, a collection of some of the worst and most uninspired creations of the military-industrial-entertainment complex.
Most are real, some I just made up.
If you can find all the fakes, treat yourself to a brand new couch!
(Yadda, Yadda, Yadda) Planet of the Apes
Afterthoughtfulness
Agony of Love: Lace and Lash
Ain't Love Cuckoo?
Aliens From Another Planet
Allergic to Love
Analysis of a Proposal
Analytical Instinct
Barn of the Blood Llama
Battle Taxi
Big Love - An Invitation to Disaster
Blood Arrow
Blood Church
Blood Diner
Blood Freak
Blood Kick: Kung Fu of the Five Hand Ninja
Blood Orgy of the She Devils
Blood Sucking Freaks
Blood and Donuts
Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh
Bloodthirsty Butchers
Bloody Hand Goddess
Bride of Chucky
Bride of the Monster
Brutal Carnage
Burning Sensation
Carpet Burn
Chased by Bloodhounds
Chronic Halitosis
Critical Motive
Cyberteens in Love
Dead Heat
Death By Dialogue
Death Car On the Freeway
Death Diploma
Death Fish
Death Goes To School
Death May Be Your Santa Claus
Death and the Compass
Decisive Impact
Deep Blood
Deep Fist
Deep Impact
Deep Rising
Deep Rub
Deep Sea Doodle
Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell
Double Impact
Dragonball
Drunk Driving
Dunston Checks In
Education High
Evil Mystery Friend
Evil Undead
Fatal Glimpse
Fatal Proposal
Fiduciary Responsibility
Final Debenture
Final Exam
Final Impact
Final Instigator
Final Instinct
Fist Fighter
Fistful of Fingers
Fistful of Fist
Forced Vengeance
Foxy By Proxy
Frank Proposal
Frankenstein: The College Years
Full Impact
Funky Monkey 2
Guilty as Hell
Gymkata
Happy Victim
Hard Impact
Headless Body in Topless Bar
Headless Eyes
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
I Know Where You Went Last Summer
Immediate Seizure
In Abstentia
Indecent Analysis
Indecent Impact
Insaniac
Instinctive Analysis
Instinctive Proposal
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive
It's Hummer Time
Judge the Bloody City
KickDancer
Kicked in the Face
Kiss The Blood Off My Hands
Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat
Let's Do Life
Leveraged Buyout
Liberal Helping
Live By the Fist
Living Bed of Blood
Lumbering Behemoth
Mad City
Maximum Analysis
Maximum Impact
Maximum Proposal
Maximum Risk
Maximum Surge
Mister Deathman
Mod F*** Explosion
Montgolfier of Death
Mr. Clean
My Friend, Flicka
My Giant
My Life As An Eggplant
My One Good Leg
Mystery Trellis
Night of the Bloody Transplant
Nolo Contendre
Petticoat Planet
Presumed Guilty
Psychomania
Punch and Judo
Quantum Deep
Reality Bites
Reefer Madness
Samurai Blood, Samurai Guts
Sensation Hunters
Sensitive Analysis
Sensitive Impact
Sensitive Instinct
Sensitive Proposal
Sensual Recluse
Sex, Blood and Mutilation
Shades of Love: Tangerine Taxi
Shoot Fighter
Sinister Overtones
Ski Lift to Death
Spencer: The Judas Goat
Steel Dawn
Stonestreet: Who Killed the Centerfold Model?
Street Gun
Street Justice
Streets of Rage
Sugar Mommies
Sugar and Plastic
Tap Daddy
Taxi Dancer
Taxi Girls
Taxi! Taxi!
Tech Support: Customers in Crisis!
Terminal Force
Terminal Impact
Terminal Justice
That Darn Cat
The Bloody Olive
The Camptown Suicide Club
The Drunken Shaolin Monkey
The Heavy Hand of Dr. Grubensteiner
The Hippy Dentist
The Last Few Minutes in the Life of Marty Birnbaum
The Lickerish Quartet
The Lift
The Psychedelics
The Sadist
The Schmoozer
The Secret Bloody Island
The Snapper
The Stone Fox
Three Men and a Chimp
Thundering Taxis
Triple Impact
Trust: Why Did You Kill Me?
Unmitigated Analysis
Violent Planet
Wacky Taxi
WaterWorld
What Price Taxi?
When A Stranger Calls
World of the Drunken Master
Would You Like Fries With That?
Young Pistols
Young Zombies
Zoomstone
, Mike
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