We're going off the range here today (while we leave another script on the oven to simmer for 24 hours ;) and moving along to finding the best way to strip "random-yet-connected" data from any online source.
The script should be fully tested by tomorrow, but for today we'll just be showing you what we've gotten it to produce so far (since it had to be manually massaged a bit).
This "project" will accomplish two simultaneous goals; neither of which will probably end up being for the betterment of mankind ;)
1. Scour the Internet Movie DataBase Main Search Hub-Page, using wget for Linux or Unix, and find all the movie titles that match our seed-pool of words or phrases.
2. Mix the real movie titles with fake movie titles culled from our seed-pool. For instance "Maximum Proposal" is a movie title created by combining two different members of our seed-pool. It's made up of two words which, when taken separately, appear in lots and lots of movie titles. Together, they're just completely ridiculous ;)
The result is, hopefully, as amusing for everyone else as it was (and is) for us :)
Stupid Movie Titles
Currently Reigning Champion
Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear
Presenting, in an ongoing attempt at maintaining alphabetical order, a collection of some of the worst and most uninspired creations of the military-industrial-entertainment complex.
Most are real, some I just made up.
If you can find all the fakes, treat yourself to a brand new couch!
(Yadda, Yadda, Yadda) Planet of the Apes Afterthoughtfulness Agony of Love: Lace and Lash Ain't Love Cuckoo? Aliens From Another Planet Allergic to Love Analysis of a Proposal Analytical Instinct Barn of the Blood Llama Battle Taxi Big Love - An Invitation to Disaster Blood Arrow Blood Church Blood Diner Blood Freak Blood Kick: Kung Fu of the Five Hand Ninja Blood Orgy of the She Devils Blood Sucking Freaks Blood and Donuts Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh Bloodthirsty Butchers Bloody Hand Goddess Bride of Chucky Bride of the Monster Brutal Carnage Burning Sensation Carpet Burn Chased by Bloodhounds Chronic Halitosis Critical Motive Cyberteens in Love Dead Heat Death By Dialogue Death Car On the Freeway Death Diploma Death Fish Death Goes To School Death May Be Your Santa Claus Death and the Compass Decisive Impact Deep Blood Deep Fist Deep Impact Deep Rising Deep Rub Deep Sea Doodle Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell Double Impact Dragonball Drunk Driving Dunston Checks In Education High Evil Mystery Friend Evil Undead Fatal Glimpse Fatal Proposal Fiduciary Responsibility Final Debenture Final Exam Final Impact Final Instigator Final Instinct Fist Fighter Fistful of Fingers Fistful of Fist Forced Vengeance Foxy By Proxy Frank Proposal Frankenstein: The College Years Full Impact Funky Monkey 2 Guilty as Hell Gymkata Happy Victim Hard Impact Headless Body in Topless Bar Headless Eyes Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers I Know Where You Went Last Summer Immediate Seizure In Abstentia Indecent Analysis Indecent Impact Insaniac Instinctive Analysis Instinctive Proposal It's Alive III: Island of the Alive It's Hummer Time Judge the Bloody City KickDancer Kicked in the Face Kiss The Blood Off My Hands Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat Let's Do Life Leveraged Buyout Liberal Helping Live By the Fist Living Bed of Blood Lumbering Behemoth Mad City Maximum Analysis Maximum Impact Maximum Proposal Maximum Risk Maximum Surge Mister Deathman Mod F*** Explosion Montgolfier of Death Mr. Clean My Friend, Flicka My Giant My Life As An Eggplant My One Good Leg Mystery Trellis Night of the Bloody Transplant Nolo Contendre Petticoat Planet Presumed Guilty Psychomania Punch and Judo Quantum Deep Reality Bites Reefer Madness Samurai Blood, Samurai Guts Sensation Hunters Sensitive Analysis Sensitive Impact Sensitive Instinct Sensitive Proposal Sensual Recluse Sex, Blood and Mutilation Shades of Love: Tangerine Taxi Shoot Fighter Sinister Overtones Ski Lift to Death Spencer: The Judas Goat Steel Dawn Stonestreet: Who Killed the Centerfold Model? Street Gun Street Justice Streets of Rage Sugar Mommies Sugar and Plastic Tap Daddy Taxi Dancer Taxi Girls Taxi! Taxi! Tech Support: Customers in Crisis! Terminal Force Terminal Impact Terminal Justice That Darn Cat The Bloody Olive The Camptown Suicide Club The Drunken Shaolin Monkey The Heavy Hand of Dr. Grubensteiner The Hippy Dentist The Last Few Minutes in the Life of Marty Birnbaum The Lickerish Quartet The Lift The Psychedelics The Sadist The Schmoozer The Secret Bloody Island The Snapper The Stone Fox Three Men and a Chimp Thundering Taxis Triple Impact Trust: Why Did You Kill Me? Unmitigated Analysis Violent Planet Wacky Taxi WaterWorld What Price Taxi? When A Stranger Calls World of the Drunken Master Would You Like Fries With That? Young Pistols Young Zombies Zoomstone
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